he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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