There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I had to cum in my sink.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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