Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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