Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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