Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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