Do vagina's smell?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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