Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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