i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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