What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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