So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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