Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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