the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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