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Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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