Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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