Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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