this boner is exhausting
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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