OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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