nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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