I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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