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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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