He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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