Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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