I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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