why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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