im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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