sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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