I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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