id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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