I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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