A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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