I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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