I just cut my nipple shaving
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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