I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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