i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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