does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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