Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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