So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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