We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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