Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize
