There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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