It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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