Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
