I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
