He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
