so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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