I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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