the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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