He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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