I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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