How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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