your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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