you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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